December 2008
41 posts
FORKLIFT FUCK YEAH
What Hip Hop means to me. - DJ Squid MySpace Blog →
squid: gonna be cold up dur tonight
squid: 9 degrees
rhett: according to who? those liars on weather.com
rhett: doppler my balls in it
regardless of the fact that it’s healthier than any of that shit, they...
– rhett heaney on hemp dream
CUTE THINGS FALLING ASLEEP →
this is exactly what it looks like
In my day, we didn’t have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody...
– barry white
I bet the pictures alone could kill a vegan.
– chuck blingus on this delicious treat
The fact that took off beyond more than a few hundred users depresses me...
– humpasaur jones, on the effrontery against god that is secondlife.
I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE.
– charlie kelly
MySpace.com - BARF SHOGUN →
CHECK IT cuz the small ninja is back with new tracks using my beats
barf shogun: between the tiny lines there's a mystical gibbon / sippin fine wine wit his lips spittle-drippin
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It’s so funny - when...
– Baby Spice of the Spice Girls
unwashed sasquatch: TV stars collapse when I steal they Oscars / they ain't hard, they act like some real gay mobsters / veal ain't lobster, and lobster ain't swiss miss / and I know it ain't crabs, cuz yo, crabs make my dick itch / and that ain't ya business, crab cakes for Christmas / clam bakes in Ipswich, last name is Dipstick / blast flaming shits with my ass, wear a mid-riff / to class for the dimwits -- the fattest of midgets
o-plate the septuagenarian: so grab ya shoppin bag, its time to hit the stores / the back alley merchants sellin pills and spores / we'll stock up on the goods and then go sit on floors / in malls and peoples houses, scream and spit wit scorn / its a witless form of showin the world that i care / 75 years young, left wit one single hair / what's so great about a world full of fools and skanks? / that o-plate keeps rappin just to loot the banks
wishtank media garden →
the homey rhett heaney got dope shit for days, sweat not his massive balls